It only took 19 years

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DRESSING UP FOR THE FIRST DAY OF CLASSES

college-life-crisis:

Freshmen:

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Seniors:

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Hey there Delilah, what’s it like in your vagina

w-y-s-f:

rudeboyjoel:

w-y-s-f:

rudeboyjoel:

whatyouseefit:

rudeboyjoel:

I’M A THOUSAND MILES AWAY, BUT GIRL I’D LIKE TO GET INSIDE YA

YES I DO

NO GURL CAN FUCK AS WELL AS YOU

I SWEAR IT’S TRUE. HEY THERE DELILAH, DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT PROTECTION. I’M EVEN HARDER WHEN YOU’RE LONELY, TAKE A LOOK AT MY ERECTION

CLOSE YOUR EYES

I WANNA GET BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS

'TIL I'M INSIDE

OOOH I WISH YOU WOULD DO MEE

WISH YOU WOULD SCREW ME

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

(Source: logotv)

kindahorny:

there are kids at my school who think they’re cute and i just sit there like 

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(Source: kindahorny)

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swanqueenandrizzles:

benefits of being a lesbian

  • soft
  • cuddles
  • girls
  • calm
  • soft
  • girls

downsides

  • she won’t kill the spider either

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

faeriedoki:

faeriedoki:

A woman with twelve boobs walks down the street. Sounds funny, dozen tit?

If all of her boobs were made of mahagony, it would be funnier, wooden tit?

(Source: vivemarco)

(Source: forgottenships)

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.

- Anonymous (via taratillinfinity)

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brook:

the onion is being way too real rn

"I don’t give a shit about being approachable…" - Aubrey Plaza

(Source: andremichaux)

Aug 9

There comes a point where you just go, ‘Ultimately, I don’t really give a fuck any more

- Helena Bonham Carter  (via mrsclarkkent)

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Aug 9

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