It only took 19 years

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Sep 3
thefitally:

thathealthyveggiekid:

notjustrunnershigh:

slow-motion-triathlete:

Hehehe this is how you do on bike nutrition right! ;-)

Yesssssss pizza cycling

Can we talk about the guy eating Chinese WITH CHOPSTICKS which cycling? Badass

this was me across america tbh we cooked frozen pizzas on the back of our bikes in the desert no joke

thefitally:

thathealthyveggiekid:

notjustrunnershigh:

slow-motion-triathlete:

Hehehe this is how you do on bike nutrition right! ;-)

Yesssssss pizza cycling

Can we talk about the guy eating Chinese WITH CHOPSTICKS which cycling? Badass

this was me across america tbh we cooked frozen pizzas on the back of our bikes in the desert no joke

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Sep 3

gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

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Sep 3

QUEEN.

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Sep 2

DRESSING UP FOR THE FIRST DAY OF CLASSES

college-life-crisis:

Freshmen:

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Seniors:

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Hey there Delilah, what’s it like in your vagina

w-y-s-f:

rudeboyjoel:

w-y-s-f:

rudeboyjoel:

whatyouseefit:

rudeboyjoel:

I’M A THOUSAND MILES AWAY, BUT GIRL I’D LIKE TO GET INSIDE YA

YES I DO

NO GURL CAN FUCK AS WELL AS YOU

I SWEAR IT’S TRUE. HEY THERE DELILAH, DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT PROTECTION. I’M EVEN HARDER WHEN YOU’RE LONELY, TAKE A LOOK AT MY ERECTION

CLOSE YOUR EYES

I WANNA GET BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS

'TIL I'M INSIDE

OOOH I WISH YOU WOULD DO MEE

WISH YOU WOULD SCREW ME

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

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kindahorny:

there are kids at my school who think they’re cute and i just sit there like 

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swanqueenandrizzles:

benefits of being a lesbian

  • soft
  • cuddles
  • girls
  • calm
  • soft
  • girls

downsides

  • she won’t kill the spider either

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

faeriedoki:

faeriedoki:

A woman with twelve boobs walks down the street. Sounds funny, dozen tit?

If all of her boobs were made of mahagony, it would be funnier, wooden tit?

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Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.

- Anonymous (via taratillinfinity)

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