I’M A THOUSAND MILES AWAY, BUT GIRL I’D LIKE TO GET INSIDE YA
YES I DO
NO GURL CAN FUCK AS WELL AS YOU
I SWEAR IT’S TRUE. HEY THERE DELILAH, DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT PROTECTION. I’M EVEN HARDER WHEN YOU’RE LONELY, TAKE A LOOK AT MY ERECTION
CLOSE YOUR EYES
I WANNA GET BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS
'TIL I'M INSIDE
OOOH I WISH YOU WOULD DO MEE
WISH YOU WOULD SCREW ME
there are kids at my school who think they’re cute and i just sit there like
benefits of being a lesbian
- she won’t kill the spider either
How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?
A woman with twelve boobs walks down the street. Sounds funny, dozen tit?
If all of her boobs were made of mahagony, it would be funnier, wooden tit?
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.
- Anonymous (via taratillinfinity)
"I don’t give a shit about being approachable…" - Aubrey Plaza
There comes a point where you just go, ‘Ultimately, I don’t really give a fuck any more
- Helena Bonham Carter (via mrsclarkkent)