Hehehe this is how you do on bike nutrition right! ;-)
Yesssssss pizza cycling
Can we talk about the guy eating Chinese WITH CHOPSTICKS which cycling? Badass
this was me across america tbh we cooked frozen pizzas on the back of our bikes in the desert no joke
I’M A THOUSAND MILES AWAY, BUT GIRL I’D LIKE TO GET INSIDE YA
YES I DO
NO GURL CAN FUCK AS WELL AS YOU
I SWEAR IT’S TRUE. HEY THERE DELILAH, DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT PROTECTION. I’M EVEN HARDER WHEN YOU’RE LONELY, TAKE A LOOK AT MY ERECTION
CLOSE YOUR EYES
I WANNA GET BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS
'TIL I'M INSIDE
OOOH I WISH YOU WOULD DO MEE
WISH YOU WOULD SCREW ME
there are kids at my school who think they’re cute and i just sit there like
benefits of being a lesbian
- she won’t kill the spider either
How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?
A woman with twelve boobs walks down the street. Sounds funny, dozen tit?
If all of her boobs were made of mahagony, it would be funnier, wooden tit?